Boy reading a book on a denim Shloomfy foam beanbag that never goes flat

What's Inside a Shloomfy? Why Our Bean Bags Never Go Flat

The question we get asked most — at markets, on the phone, in our Umhlali workshop — is some version of: "Why doesn't a Shloomfy go flat like my old bean bag did?"

The answer is what's inside.

No beans. No polystyrene balls.

Despite the name, a Shloomfy "bean bag" contains no beans and no polystyrene. The white EPS balls in ordinary bean bags are mostly air — they crush and compact every time you sit, which is why a cheap bean bag turns into a sad pancake within months and needs endless topping up.

Our foam chip recipe

Since 2013 we've filled every Shloomfy with a specially formulated recipe of foam chips — specific foam types and densities blended for the way a body actually sits. The result:

  • It moulds to you. The foam shifts and shapes around your body, supporting your back and neck rather than just sinking.
  • It recovers. Climb out, and the Shloomfy puffs back. No flat spots, no refills. Our bags are designed never to go flat — dive into them as often as you like.
  • It has real substance. A large Shloomfy weighs 28–30kg. That weight is foam, and foam is support.

Built in layers

Every Shloomfy is two bags in one. The inner bag — strong, breathable, cotton-rich fabric — holds the foam recipe, with its own zip for access. The outer cover zips off completely for machine washing (cold, never tumble dried) or can be swapped for a replacement cover in a new colour or fabric. Premium YKK zips throughout, because zips are always the first thing to fail on cheap bean bags.

Two ways to sit

Every Shloomfy has a dual function: stand it more upright for sitting and reading, or lay it flatter for reclining and naps. One bag, two pieces of furniture — here's how to Shloomf.

Handmade in KZN

Every bag is cut, sewn and filled at our workshop on the KwaZulu-Natal North Coast, which is why we can offer custom fabrics, embroidered personalisation, replacement covers years after purchase, and a full one-year workmanship guarantee. Free delivery to all major South African centres.

Feel the difference for yourself — browse the Shloomfy range.

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